Dr. Barry Graaf of the Indian Institute of Alternative Medicine, Kolkata has found that high consumption of the exact combination of Buffalo wings,
beer and cheese puffs stimulates an enzyme on the saliva gland that breaks down carbohydrates faster than any ‘low-carb’ diet.
“Its about a 1-3 ratio based on a persons overall BMI” Dr. Graaf says.
But this new idea, although growing in popularity amongst Sunday NFL couch potatoes, is not without its naysayers.
“It is completely absurd!” says one fitness expert so ashamed at the news that she has refused to allow us to print her name.
Nonetheless, Cheese puffs and beer are flying off shelves.
But buffalo wings?
Chicken farmers across America are now in a huge supply and demand fix. Chickens have only two wings and if the demand for this fitness craze extends past football season expect farmers to hold back rooster sperm to raise prices.
One farmer is quoted as saying “you could have a proverbial chicken cartel once this craze takes hold.” At the end of the day however, most overweight football fans can sit back and enjoy the fruits (fruit is not on this diet) of their hard workweek and eat the trifecta of food from the gods. Beer, Puffs and wings!
