Ray Rice may not be playing football in the 2014 NFL season, but that doesn’t mean he’s done.
Like it or not Americans have a short memory.
You see, if you’re talented and valuable, memories can mimic that of a zombie with ADD. Now I’d love to sit here and bag on the team I hate the most (Raiders) for being the eventual team Rice will end up on, but due to the attention this story has gotten, even the Raiders will probably ole’ his services.
So where o where might he play? One word. KISS.
Yes, indoor football. I know I know, no one cares about indoor football, and I got nothing against KISS the band. (For the record, “2000 man” is still my favorite KISS song.) But you have to understand, Paul Stanly and Gene Simmons are enough of publicity whores that they may go for it once the dust settles (which in their twisted minds is probably two weeks from now). But if not, and this is only a guess, if he wants to stay in football shape eh’ GO Canada!
Regardless of where he ends up or what he does in the meantime, Ray Rice WILL play football again. So if the NFL wants to really start laying down the hammer on players breaking seemingly cardinal rules of ethics, all we’ll be left with are RB, LB and QB’s that double as deep fryer cooks at your local Micky D’s. And frankly, that’s what Roger Goodell was and is trying to avoid.
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